What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Sorority girls waiting for Bid Day is like a kid waiting for Christmas. TSM.

“What are you gonna wear?” TSM.

The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

Dry rush is a lot like the prohibition. TSM.