People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

*Sneaks flask into bar via Marc Jacobs clutch.* TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number way before you memorize any of your notes, because you online shop far more often than you study. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.