“I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I’m going.” TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.

Bold enough to get your attention. Modest enough to keep it. TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.

Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.

Regretting everything and nothing at the same time. TSM.

That one girl who always disappears at parties. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.

I like my men how I like my yogurt: white, rich, and Greek. TSM.