Hating those indecisive bitches at Starbucks. TSM.

Craft well. Shop much. Drink often. TSM.

Can sleeping with a guy in the National Guard count towards my philanthropy hours? TSM.

Exclusively dating frat boys, the only exception being D1 athletes. TSTC.

Pep talks before drastic hair changes. TSM.

Picture perfect patriot. TSM.

Using him for his comfy bed. TSM.

It’s not bitchy if you’re honest. TSM.

Planning your work schedule around your social life. TSM.

You’re not having a good hair day unless a stranger hits on you. TSM.