When will my bank account show who I am inside? TSM.

I don’t remember formal, but I hear I had a great time. TSM.

Finding your way to the front and center of every photo. TSM.

“I’m only here to see people.” -Me, on the first day of the semester. TSM.

I don’t think I’m better than you. I know I am. TSM.

Taylor Swift would definitely tell me I’m the brunette bitch in “You belong with me.” TSM.

When your mascara is $23, there’s no time for crying. TSM.

“Show me a picture of him.” TSM.

“Where did this bruise come from?” TSM.

You were all thinking it. I’m just the one who said it. TSM.