I’m offended when girls wear leggings with a dress. TSM.

That feeling of satisfaction when another one of his brothers adds you on Facebook. TSM.

Never have I ever worn jeans with sneakers. TSM.

Hating girls until you have reason to love them. Loving boys until you have a reason to hate them. TSM.

My future husband is studying somewhere right now, and I’m pinning our future wedding. TSM.

If one of the ingredients is a mix, you’re not really baking. TSM.

You’re limiting how much I’ll spend on my little? Yeah right. TSM.

The two guys I text the most on my phone are “ASSHOLE” and “DO NOT TEXT EVER.” TSM.

Always knowing the perfect time to ask daddy for something. TSM.

Trying on his last name 5 seconds after you meet. TSM.