Setting aside $500 in your semester budget for your little. TSM.

Leaving room in your planner every week for an inevitable standards meeting. TSM.

When your boyfriend mentions you should stop monogramming everything, because the letters are going to change soon. TSM.

Being in a sorority that has both a Lilly print and Vineyard Vines print. TSM.

You say I pay for friends, I say you pay $5 at the door. TSM.

The goal is to have an IQ that is higher than your weight. TSM.

Hearing an active yell at his pledges turns me on. TSM.

Assigning two of your sisters jobs for your 21st; DD and ‘Captain of Not Letting the Sig Chi Incident Happen Again’ TSM.

“Are you going to that?” “I don’t know…do we get points?” TSM.

Don’t talk to the guy anymore. Still sleep in his XL shack shirt. TSM.