Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

“Who’s the big here?” TSM.

My “bumming it” outfit is still more put together than most. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

Being social chair means being the biggest bitch with the best smile. TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his penis. TSTC.