The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.

“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

“Have you met my little?” TSM.

I couldn’t care less what your parents make. You better be going places yourself if you think you have a shot. TSM.

I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

His first name sounds like a last name, and his last name sounds like money. TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.