Having FOMO even when you were there, because you blacked out. TSM.

Choosing the workout space with the best view of the athletic team. TSM.

Feeling insulted when an attractive guy wears a bottom-tier sorority shirt. TSM.

Buying a new outfit in the middle of a class lecture. TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

Wearing letters on vacation, in hopes of finding sisters. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

Dry rush is a lot like the prohibition. TSM.

Always making it a double. TSM.

“Oh, we don’t have favorites. We like to hang out with all of the fraternities on campus.” TSM.