On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Mourning your grand-big’s graduation, because it’s the sorority equivalent to a death in the family. TSM.

The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

Going four years without a standards meeting, but only because you’re good at not getting caught. TSM.