“Running errands” at the craft store, the liquor store, and Target for Diet Coke. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.

Having a go-to hookup in every fraternity you frequent. TSM.

Knowing exactly where each fraternity and sorority group sits in every class you have. TSM.

Birth control and iced coffee: the real breakfast of champions. TSM.

Buying strange articles of clothing because “it’ll probably be good for a mixer some day.” TSM.