Being reminded that Panhellenic love is real every time you go out with your freshman year floormates. TSM.

Recreating sorority row in the library. TSM.

Getting a pledge ride from one fraternity to another. TSM.

Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.

Contouring your collar bones for composites. TSM.

Forever alone. NS. Forever available. TSM.

Having a boy on-call from each top tier fraternity. TSM.

“I think I’m permanently fucked up from this weekend.” TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt even though you slept naked. TSM.