I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.