Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.

Pregaming sober monitoring. TSM.

Planning friend requests in your agenda, because timing is everything. TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

Making your boyfriend sand his own cooler. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.