“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Being far too hungover to go to class, but managing to make it to banner painting at the same time. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.

Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.

Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.