Showing up to an alcohol awareness event hungover AF. TSM.

I’m judging you for NOT doing it. TSM.

Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

Two inches of snow being too much to drive to class, but two feet not keeping you from happy hour. TSM.