So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Going through your most recent photos to make sure you look good before adding the hot kid from class. TSM.

Feeling like it’s your duty to buy anything with fraternity letters you find at the thrift store. TSM.

Your hookup making you breakfast before you go home. TSM.