Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity forwarding you a copy of its social calendar. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.

Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.

Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.