Having more of his letters than he does. TSM.

Filtering the drunk out of photos. TSM.

Is it still hazing if I want to do it? TSM.

FLOWER HEADBANDS AREN’T STUPID. YOU ARE. TSM.

Spending more time making an outfit than wearing it. TSM.

Boho. NS. Bow Ho. TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.