Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.
Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.
PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.
Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.
Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.
The sex was terrible, but he bought me breakfast, so he might get a callback. TSTC.
Making a PG-13 album of spring break pictures to show your parents. TSM.
I need either caffeine or vodka. I don’t care which, but I need it now. TSM.
Getting annoyed when your shack shirt isn’t comfort colors. TSM.
Legend in the eyes of your sisters, liability in the eyes of standards. TSM.
Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.