You people are ridiculous. You’re all on board with debasing women and making “butt pee” jokes, but then you have the audacity to pull out a Bible quote when it’s an issue you’re uncomfortable with? The fact of the matter is that the US is governed by a CONSTITUTION, NOT a religious document, so arguments founded on religious beliefs are null and void in the eyes of the law. Gay marriage will not HURT our country in any way shape or form. If you don’t like it, don’t get one. It has nothing to do with what you personally believe, it’s about basic civil rights to American citizens, regardless of who they fall in love with. Using your religion as a defense might work in Iran, but it doesn’t work in America.
Listen, this article was brilliant. If you’re a S&TC fan (which I’m pretty sure we all are), she wrote a perfect SATIRE for a COMEDY SITE. I don’t know how else to explain it.
Stop being angry. It was a method put in place by a group of slutty friends, and it works. Nothing is worse than waking up next to some dude and not knowing his name. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
Maybe I’ll do a Part 2 column, guys. Calm down.
Sounds like a great time. I’m down.
You sound lame.
You people are ridiculous. You’re all on board with debasing women and making “butt pee” jokes, but then you have the audacity to pull out a Bible quote when it’s an issue you’re uncomfortable with? The fact of the matter is that the US is governed by a CONSTITUTION, NOT a religious document, so arguments founded on religious beliefs are null and void in the eyes of the law. Gay marriage will not HURT our country in any way shape or form. If you don’t like it, don’t get one. It has nothing to do with what you personally believe, it’s about basic civil rights to American citizens, regardless of who they fall in love with. Using your religion as a defense might work in Iran, but it doesn’t work in America.
Seven.
Wrong house.
Listen, this article was brilliant. If you’re a S&TC fan (which I’m pretty sure we all are), she wrote a perfect SATIRE for a COMEDY SITE. I don’t know how else to explain it.
This.Was.Everything.
You’re annoying.
Neat.
Skin cancer is state of mind.
She sounds boring.
I have literally done/thought/am every single one of these…and I have a boyfriend. He’s an idiot.
I was a Secondary Ed major, that’s how.
Adoring fan,
Finals are over. Also, anything over an inch is for try hards.
I still think she’s fat. I like her song about shooting her boyfriend, though.
Stop being angry. It was a method put in place by a group of slutty friends, and it works. Nothing is worse than waking up next to some dude and not knowing his name. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
Speak English.
I have a boyfriend. Jokes on you.