The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.

Queen of the Jungle Juice. TSM.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.

Seeing the world through rose-colored wine. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.