That feeling of satisfaction when another one of his brothers adds you on Facebook. TSM.

Getting jealous when your big hangs out with someone else’s little. TSM.

I may not actually know you, but if my big hates you, I hate you. TSM.

The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. TSM.

A door to a sister’s room is only closed for three reasons: sleeping, shacking, and shit-talking. TSM.

Getting confused on Facebook because all your sisters have the same default before a philanthropy event. TSM.

Throwing a cardigan on over a going out outfit and calling it chapter attire. TSM.

This bitch REALLY makes me wish we could haze. TSM.

Worrying more about who will be our chapter’s president than our country’s president. TSM.

Ritual: the only secrets that aren’t gossip. TSM.