If it’s not FBO, he’s not your boyfriend. TSM.

Secretly hoping Rep. Bachmann doesn’t get the nomination, because the first female president should totes be Panhellenic. TSM.

Changing a song’s lyrics for your house, and never singing the original words again. TSM.

There is nothing classy about keeping your phone, camera, money, keys etc. between your tits. TSM.

“Facebook stalk this guy and tell me what you think.” TSM.

Always being fashionably late to the party because we get completely wrapped up in pregame. TSM.

Playing sports in high school but not in college. TSM.

It’s only a successful night out if you get a new prof pic out of it. TSM.

“If you had come to a rush party, I would have at least been nice to you.” – Elle Woods. TSM.

There are a lot of things that I would do for my sisters, but being a sober sister at formal is absolutely not one of them. TSM.