The difference between saying “She’s my sister” and “She’s in my house.” TSM.

Making sure my big takes her birth control so I don’t have to share her with an actual baby. TSM.

Celebrating my big’s 21st as though it were mine, because it kind of is. TSM.

Giving your sister’s ex dirty looks on campus, even if if he doesnt know who you are. TSM.

It’s all fun and games until somebody voms and gets called to standards. TSM.

Finally understanding the bond the older girls always talked about getting during recruitment. TSM.

Having 60 new friend requests on bid day. TSM.

That awkward moment when you must end on a pro and no one has anything to say. TSM.

It’s not bitchy if everyone agrees with you. TSM.

“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” TSM.