Being in a sorority that has both a Lilly print and Vineyard Vines print. TSM.

Hey we just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a bid, so sign it maybe? TSM.

“Wait, switch sides with me.” TSM.

“Are you going to that?” “I don’t know…do we get points?” TSM.

My goal is to be listed under “Notable Alumnae” on my sorority’s national website some day. TSM.

“I saw this fat as shit squirrel…I think it’s in __.” TSM.

Why are you hating from outside the house? You can’t even get in. TSM.

Instead of a devil and an angel on each shoulder, I have my standards chair and my social chair. TSM.

I don’t judge you for doing it. I judge you for putting it on Facebook. TSM.