PlattyBlonde (Big)

PlattyBlonde is a senior who divides her time responsibly between cheap alcohol, bad boys, and worrying about her hair.

Member Since 01/10/2016

From Alabama

A Definitive Ranking Of Mary-Kate And Ashley Movie Hotties

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Hero Girl Takes Butt Selfies In Public, Probably For The Lighting

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Alabama’s Sorority Row Just Got Its Own Obscenely Huge Starbucks

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Can You Dick Around At Your Summer Internship: A Chart

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I Worked Out Everyday For A Week So You Don’t Have To

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We Need To Talk About The Term “Daddy”

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8 Girls You’ll Encounter During Recruitment

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Give Press-On Nails A Chance

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A Preseason Breakdown Of All “The Bachelorette” Contenders

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43 Thoughts You Have While Getting A Short Haircut

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