“Why do you look different in these pictures?” “I was drunk in all of them.” TSTC.

Laughing at the boxed wine’s claim to stay fresh for 6 weeks, because you know you’re lucky if it lasts 6 hours. TSM.

If stalking yourself on social media is wrong then I don’t want to be right. TSM.

When you’re dating the president of your favorite fraternity and all the guys call you The First Lady. TSM.

Wearing your letters to places that you definitely shouldn’t. TSTC.