Keep your friends close and your standards chair closer. TSM.

Taking care of your best friend’s little when she’s abroad. TSM.

Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.

Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Being on all of your hookups’ Snapchat best friends list. TSM.

Beer pressure. TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.