Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.

So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.