Going back to school as a senior, ready to act like a freshman. TSM.
Going back to school as a senior, ready to act like a freshman. TSM.
Being the unofficial recruitment chair when the real one is crying in a corner. TSM.
Starting a new month of birth control so you’re not on your period during recruitment. TSM.
Getting drunk so you have an excuse to tell people the truth. TSM.
“I don’t believe in marriage. I do, however, believe in Botox. That works every time” -Sam Jones. TSM.
Some girls get baby fever. I just get little fever. TSM.
Checking to see if your male professors are wearing rings the first day of class. TSM.
Building your alcohol tolerance back up after a summer of cleansing. TSM.
“It’s like we never left.” TSM.
It’s not a drinking problem, it’s a drinking solution. TSM.