Crafting with alcohol bottles so you have an excuse to drink. TSM.

Your big’s boyfriend becoming as protective over you as an older brother. TSM.

You can’t be “practically” in a sorority, geed. TSM.

The devil wears cargo shorts. TSM.

Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.

Your roommate calling you to help remove last night’s mistake from the dorm room. TSM.

Wearing your letters to summer classes so people know you don’t go to community college. TSM.

Making sure your roommate hooks up with a guy from the same fraternity as you are, so you can share a ride in the morning. TSM.

Your biggest frustration being following new teachers on Pinterest. TSM.