Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Refusing to take down a photo standards asked you to remove because it got too many likes. TSTC.

Do it for the T-shirt. TSM.

“Bid.” TSM.

“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.

Mentally placing every TV character in a sorority or a fraternity at your school. TSM.