Procrastinating homework with formal planning, because productivity is relative. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.