“Let’s take a candid.” TSM.

Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

“Is puffy paint dishwasher safe?” TSM.

I’m fluent in drunk text. TSM.

The majority of your camera roll being screenshots of PNMs’ Instagram posts. TSM.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.