Sitting pretty in suntan city. TSM.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside. TSM.

Having very strong opinions on bows. TSM.

Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.