Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Making a list of potential formal dates and adding to it after every mixer. TSM.

Buying your little so much shit second semester senior year, because you want to buy it, but you’re graduating soon. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

Doing more cardio at recruitment practice than at a Zumba class. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.

Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.