Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

A prince got married, the bad guy is dead. This just proves all the geeds wrong who said Disney movies weren’t plausible. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he’d be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Only having your ears pierced. TSM.