Well that was a waste of an outfit. TSM.

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Gameday pictures: behind every girl’s back is a cup. TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

Here’s to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.