rickb99 9 years ago on Waking up next to Taco Bell and feeling way more ashamed than if it had been a guy. TSM. At least you don’t have to introduce yourself to the Taco Bell before you walk home. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 17 Lies Movies Taught Us About Sex Yea, once you done have two abortions in your first year, its like throwin a hot dog down a hallway. -35 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on Mailbag: Am I Too Smart For My Sorority? Doood, you’re in a sorority. All you done gotta know is the path from the kitchen to the bedroom. -31 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 37 Signs You Just Finished Your Freshman Year Hes an ass cuz he done tells the truth? -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 37 Signs You Just Finished Your Freshman Year Still better than being an fdstdiscwhsmaillsgbtdte- Filthy dirty std infested sorority cow who has so man abortions it looks like she gave birth to Dumbo the Elephant. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 37 Signs You Just Finished Your Freshman Year Pigs must be a flyin. -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 37 Signs You Just Finished Your Freshman Year You, sir, done win the internet for today -14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on Wearing letters when high school kids come to tour because you're always recruiting. Cant ya done at least wait till they’re legal before ya done start recruiting glorified whores of a brothel? -69 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 45 Thoughts Going Through Your Head While Giving A Blow Job Number one should done be “I’ve done this thousands of times before, I hope he doesnt done catch none of my stds. -15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 37 Things Only Ex-Cheerleaders In A Sorority Will Understand # 38. Know how to stop the itching and burning from all the STDS you done got. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on Guys Don't Trust Women Who Wear Makeup It probably takes about a truckload and a half for your ass to done look mildly attractive. -129 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on Bloods Are Reportedly Targeting Sorority Women In Gang Initiation Still better than a bfscwestdktm (Big Fat Sorority Cunt With Every STD Known to Man) -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on University Of Houston Student Is Searched By Cops For Tweeting About Protecting Sorority Women Yes, I done desperately tried to avoid getting every STD known to man just from talking to you, but it just didnt work 🙁 -37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on University Of Houston Student Is Searched By Cops For Tweeting About Protecting Sorority Women Sorostitute with no taste, apparently. -43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on Mailbag: Does Size Really Matter To Girls Now that’s done funny. -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
rickb99 9 years ago on 53 Totally Rational Reasons Why You're Crying Right Now Ya done didnt eat a Snickers. -21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
At least you don’t have to introduce yourself to the Taco Bell before you walk home.
Yea, once you done have two abortions in your first year, its like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.
Doood, you’re in a sorority. All you done gotta know is the path from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Hes an ass cuz he done tells the truth?
Still better than being an fdstdiscwhsmaillsgbtdte- Filthy dirty std infested sorority cow who has so man abortions it looks like she gave birth to Dumbo the Elephant.
Pigs must be a flyin.
You, sir, done win the internet for today
Cant ya done at least wait till they’re legal before ya done start recruiting glorified whores of a brothel?
Number one should done be “I’ve done this thousands of times before, I hope he doesnt done catch none of my stds.
# 38. Know how to stop the itching and burning from all the STDS you done got.
It probably takes about a truckload and a half for your ass to done look mildly attractive.
Still better than a bfscwestdktm (Big Fat Sorority Cunt With Every STD Known to Man)
Yes, I done desperately tried to avoid getting every STD known to man just from talking to you, but it just didnt work 🙁
Sorostitute with no taste, apparently.
Now that’s done funny.
Ya done didnt eat a Snickers.