I feel like sending in a gay battalion would confuse ad scare the hell out of extremists. Let’s get to work on putting that together. We give them flamboyant costumes and pink M16, and I give the war another week before Muslims call it quits.
To be more precise, you would be waiting 80 years if everything traveled at the speed of light. Even if we had something that flew at a million miles an hour, it would still take 56,000 years. I’m personally more interested in getting to a nebula containing one billion-billion-billion gallons of alcohol. That’s a better use of time.
Tupac-shot
Biggie-shot
Kanye-still fuckin kicking
Where’s the justice in that? Somebody needs to step up their drive-by game and fix this.
One word. Canadian.
Keep on putting nails in that little, gay coffin, Bieber…
I can’t describe how happy it makes me knowing I’m going to outlive these fucking retards.
Bet I could set her straight.
Doth this bitch protest too much? I think so…
I feel like sending in a gay battalion would confuse ad scare the hell out of extremists. Let’s get to work on putting that together. We give them flamboyant costumes and pink M16, and I give the war another week before Muslims call it quits.
To be more precise, you would be waiting 80 years if everything traveled at the speed of light. Even if we had something that flew at a million miles an hour, it would still take 56,000 years. I’m personally more interested in getting to a nebula containing one billion-billion-billion gallons of alcohol. That’s a better use of time.