Liking him on Tinder just because he has a picture of him wearing your letters. TSM.

Dating a scrub. NS. Dating a man in scrubs. TSM.

Balancing your calorie intake by giving up food, not alcohol. TSM.

All of you your account passwords having something to do with your sorority. TSM.

The only think yankee about me is my favorite candle. TSM.

Training your teacup Chihuahua to stop barking when you say, “Be classy!” TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.