What’s wrong with the crotchless pantie, anal girl? I would let that girl take a dump on me, unlike all of you other prudes. Sucks to be y’all. Crotchless pantie girl gets to take a deuce on me while the rest of y’all have sex in the dark with shirts on. Gross.
This person is my new best friend. Why is this article hating on anal so much? The girl who likes anal doesn’t mind if the lights aren’t turned down? The girl who wrote this must be a sexually repressed prude with an ugly, smelly vagina. We’ve all met those girls and this is clearly one of them: “Oh let me turn the lights off and light a scented candle so God can’t see or smell what we are doing. Also my vagina looks like a burn victim that was hit by a truck and then went catatonic and just looked sad and useless all of the time”. I though sex was meant to be fun and dirty but girls like this ruin it.
Both men and women are such prudes, particularly when it comes to anal. Sex can be so many different things and those who just enjoy the typical P and V stuff are boring. It’s not about preferences, it’s about so many people being sexually repressed.
I am sure some self-labeled feminists would be outraged with this story if the roles were reversed, e.g. a man writes about breaking up with a woman because of her loose, dangling mudflaps or some other unappealing physiological feature. The point is both men and women can be equally shallow, sexist, and above all else, unfortunate in their given genitals. If his penis is too small, consider anal. It’s a great way to get the best bang for your buck out of a micropenis. On the other hand if it is too big, still consider anal, but some muscle relaxers as well. See? Problems solved through anal sex.
OMG! Candle wax weird?! You must be super cray. Oh wait, you’re a prude and afraid of enjoying your butthole. you’re the worst
What’s wrong with the crotchless pantie, anal girl? I would let that girl take a dump on me, unlike all of you other prudes. Sucks to be y’all. Crotchless pantie girl gets to take a deuce on me while the rest of y’all have sex in the dark with shirts on. Gross.
This person is my new best friend. Why is this article hating on anal so much? The girl who likes anal doesn’t mind if the lights aren’t turned down? The girl who wrote this must be a sexually repressed prude with an ugly, smelly vagina. We’ve all met those girls and this is clearly one of them: “Oh let me turn the lights off and light a scented candle so God can’t see or smell what we are doing. Also my vagina looks like a burn victim that was hit by a truck and then went catatonic and just looked sad and useless all of the time”. I though sex was meant to be fun and dirty but girls like this ruin it.
Both men and women are such prudes, particularly when it comes to anal. Sex can be so many different things and those who just enjoy the typical P and V stuff are boring. It’s not about preferences, it’s about so many people being sexually repressed.
I am sure some self-labeled feminists would be outraged with this story if the roles were reversed, e.g. a man writes about breaking up with a woman because of her loose, dangling mudflaps or some other unappealing physiological feature. The point is both men and women can be equally shallow, sexist, and above all else, unfortunate in their given genitals. If his penis is too small, consider anal. It’s a great way to get the best bang for your buck out of a micropenis. On the other hand if it is too big, still consider anal, but some muscle relaxers as well. See? Problems solved through anal sex.