All of your Facebook ads being sorority-related. TSM.

Always being able to find a reason to celebrate. TSM.

Chasing tequila with more tequila. TSM.

Stalking the Pinterest page of your rival sorority’s recruitment chair. TSM.

Drunkenly writing your name on every fraternity house wall. TSM.

Crafting under the influence. TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.

Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

“I have to do my makeup before we study.” TSM.