Mixed signals call for mixed drinks. TSM.

Matching your underwear to your bow. TSM.

“That’s our booth.” TSM.

Stocking up on craft supplies for a snow storm. TSM.

Avoiding checking your bank account at all costs after a binge shopping trip. TSM.

“I just got about 15 TSM submissions out of this conversation.” TSM.

Bidding a girl in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.