“I’m DYING to know how your date is going. Are you in love? Text me deets from the bathroom. Or don’t. Sorry. Love you. But text me.” #TSM

When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.

Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.

Having the ability to identify someone’s fraternity by a single Facebook photo. TSM.

I’m not exactly positive what my natural hair color is. TSM.

Constantly forgetting that studying abroad requires studying. TSM.

The “I’m sorry for all the drunk Snapchats” Sunday morning apology. TSM.

So many themes. So little time. TSM.

Your costume box being bigger in college than it was in kindergarten. TSM.