“I haven’t blacked out like that since bid day.” TSM.

We’re the kind of crazy people wish they could be. TSM.

Recruitment is when we find out whether or not you can sit with us. TSM.

Risking being late for chapter to get Starbucks. TSM.

Stealing his heart, and then his composite. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

“I can’t talk about this right now. I’ve been drunk for 12 hours.” TSM.

Going to chapter with an X on your hand. TSTC.

Referring to Tinder as “Online shopping.” TSM.

Sweeping all the other sororities on bid day with the most perfect babies in the world. TSM.