Choosing which team to support in the Super Bowl based on which colors go best with your complexion. TSM.

Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.

Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

TFTC: Too fabulous to care. TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Online homework ever so easily becoming online shopping. TSM.

Hot glue burns are the battle scars of crafting. TSM.

I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

Refusing to let the polar vortex stand in between you and your 21st birthday. TSM.