It’s my birthday week. I get a week. TSM.

It was little at first sight. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s one of your children. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

Telling people your drink is made with “love” when they ask what’s in it. TSM.

“Let’s dage” being music to your ears. TSM.

Your sorority winning every fraternity pageant on campus. TSM.

Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.